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A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
Welling by Mr. Pompo November 6, 2008
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A nonchalant way of saying that someone is bullshitting. The "weller" is usually egotistical and tries to explain something they truly don't know in order to appear intelligent. It's also often associated with flapping of the shirt near the collar (like on a hot humid day)in order alleviate themselves from bullshit overload and is now the international way of insinuating that someone is welling.
Albert: "I wonder why you have to prepay for gas in NJ."
Chris: "Well you see well well the gas pump numbers just keep rolling thats why. I know this because I read up on it back when I went to Berklee university."

1. He's so good at welling if he went on jeopardy he'd have an answer and explanation for every question.

2. You'll always feel safe with a weller because what you don't know, they'll always have a confident answer for.
Welling by Mr. Pompo November 6, 2008
When the body is eager to join an activity.
To, are you going skiing tomorrow?
Yes bro, you welling?
Hell yeah!
Welling by Bubblequeengum January 14, 2020
The act of ejaculating into a naval cavity and allowing it to marinate until crusted.
Why does everything smell like smegma and cum? Oh, I forgot—I was welling earlier!
Welling by Norellia March 30, 2026

Welling school 

a school full of whores and wannabe road man, boys that think there on shit, girls that wear to much fake tan and are complete slags, teachers that need to go back to “school” there selfs and slt need to get alot better cause they cant catch me! everyones on thc and its a crack school, do not come
welling school it sucks ass you dont wanna go ( miss davies slays though)

tom welling 

the hottest guy on the planet. the actor from the wb show smallville
omygod! did you see tom wellings ass on smallville last night?!
tom welling by dfscasdfasdfsadfsadf September 24, 2005

Tom Welling 

1) A talented actor who is famous for playing Clark Kent on the show "Smallville"

2) A delicious hunk of man meat
Person 1: Poor Tom Welling, always being objectified by women and being recognized more for his body and beautiful face than his acting skills and personality...
Person 2: Remember when he was naked on Smallville?
Person 1: YES! IT WAS AWESOME OMGOJIHUYTFADCB!! HE'S SO YUMMY!
Person 2: Now THAT'S acting.
Tom Welling by ocidfjknfbdhsf December 29, 2010