!.) ONLY THE COOLEST OF THE COOL CAN POSSESS THIS LAST NAME.
2.) Weekley is a small village and civil parish in the English county of Northamptonshire.
The act of bending a middle aged barfly over a barstool in the back room of an open bar. This act is usually finished when said lady goes to her knees and sucks the soul out of you while you stare at the bartender.
Man did you hear Dillon got weckled last night? The bartender said he stared him down as his dirty load was being gulped up.