weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

weiner dog

a weiner dog is a dog that looks like a weiner.
they are long and can be either fat or skiny.
they are very amusing to get high.

damn yo, that weiner dog is shit faced.

by Johnny S.Of PT April 24, 2007

Weiner dog

THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST

THEY ARE SO CUTE

person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.

by Sh1t_eater August 20, 2021

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

mini weiner dog horse

A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.

Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!

by Wampa_one1 September 24, 2009

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

wiener dog

the pimpest pet that a person can have. wiener dogs look like hot dogs with legs. they are awesome and will bite your ankles if you are an asshole cow fucker.

dude that wiener dog just bit hillary clintons ankle.

by masta blasta April 4, 2008