wedding veg

Cock and balls. A man's package.

I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!

Kick those feds in the wedding veg!

wedding veg by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

wedding vegetables by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

wedding vegetable by banjax October 28, 2013

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.

"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."

vegas wedding by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022