wedding veg

Cock and balls. A man's package.

I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!

Kick those feds in the wedding veg!

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

by banjax October 28, 2013

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.

"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."

by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012