WebMD
You have cancer.
WebMD by CheetoEater July 24, 2017
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Webmd
Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer
Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week
Webmd. You have cancer
Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week
Webmd by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021
webmd paranoia
when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.
guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia
webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012
webmd for realz
WebMD for realz proves that withdrawal and/or lack of wood (aka wood deprivation) is a real and debilitating disease that can only be cured by RAW.
webmd for realz by Dr. Tams March 17, 2015
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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