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she had a waznag so i did her anal

her waznag was so big i could fit my arm in there!

how many waznags does it take to eat the world? just one.

how many waznags stretched out would it take for chuck norris to bone? there is no such number...

a person named Codykurt got ate by a waznag
waznag by codykurt March 19, 2008
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Waznarock 

A homespun definition of end of the world in Mystic Books across western Africa where it is believed a god of great Powers will pilfer all the water on earth and use it to control Mankind.
Behold, for Waznarock will come to pass.
I don't believe in Waznarock, it is fictitious!
Waznarock by WazeusFanatics May 10, 2019
A person who acts like they are "Gangsta" but they fail massively.
Person A: "I'll f**kin' deck ya mate, like a f**kin' knife in ya gut!"
Person B: "What a WannaG"
WannaG by AwesomeoSaurus September 21, 2009

Wannagooder 

A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.

A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.

The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.
Wannagooder by Tomicus April 9, 2009

wannagrapher 

A want-to-be or wannabe photographer. Usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. They know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn't take a creative shot to save their lives.
Wannagrapher: "Bah! You're shitty lense has nothing on my L-series"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"

Waznarock 

Waznarock

A homespun definition of end of the world in Mystic Books across western Africa where it is believed a god name wazeus will pilfer all the water on earth and use it to control Mankind.
Behold Ora, for Waznarock shall come to pass.
I don't believe in Waznarock, it is fictitious!
Waznarock by WazeusFanatics May 11, 2019
well if you had a bag and you needed to waz you would waz waz means shit so shitbag or pissbag
Guy1: your sister called me a wazbag.
Guy2: I object to that.
Guy1: so did I dont even now what a wazbag is.
wazbag by wazzbagger April 20, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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