A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.
"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"
A want-to-be or wannabe photographer. Usually those people you see carting around five million dollars worth of camera gear. They know every theoretical rule and function of a camera, but couldn't take a creative shot to save their lives.
Wannagrapher: "Bah! You're shitty lense has nothing on my L-series"
Photographer: "Sure doesn't. But money can't buy creativity and your shots suck!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.