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Don’t sound out the word next time
Jack: Can I have a watrmeln

Ben: Did you spell watermelon wrong

Jack: oops autocorrect man

Ben: How?? We’re talking in real life

Jack: *wipes forehead

Ben: Bro don’t touch my forehead
Jack: I REALLY need that watrmeln
Ben: IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
Jack: show me
Ben: water
Jack: watr
Ben: god dammit
Jack: what?

Ben: I give up we’re no longer friends
by Some randomidiot March 03, 2021
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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