Waterpolean

Someone who plays water polo. Normally tan and have extreme platinum blonde hair.

Jeff:Dude that guy is so tan...
John: What can we say? He's a waterpolean...

by Dinosaurbones October 11, 2010

Watervolcano

Refers to a person who expells liters of saliva with every spoken sentence, and in speaking, coats any surrounding people and/or objects in a film of saliva.

Jared Solloway spits on subject A. Subject A has spit on their face.
Subject A: "Jared you fucking watervolcano stop spitting on my face!"

by Bronanners August 28, 2010