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water these plants 

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business
I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"
water these plants by lcossiving February 24, 2009

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"
I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

watertose 

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water
watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020

kinked waterhose 

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.
kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005
You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum
Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!
waterhose by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose 

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.
It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.
Afghani Waterhose by Crk* June 16, 2019