water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

Probably the best song on Fall Out Boy's new album 'Folie à Deux'. It starts slowly and then evolves into a massive catchy pop-punk song.

Fall Out Boy's best song is Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

by notfallingapart April 18, 2009

Water Buffalo

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

by Bob and King July 29, 2008

rampaging water buffaloes

A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.

What in the rampaging water buffaloes happened in this house while I was gone?

by Soskie November 19, 2019

Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

water buffalo

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

by scootinger September 16, 2006