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When you are in a war with t&tec for current
I am having a warrent with the electric company because 5 days we ain't got no current ho
Warrent by Killafiles March 12, 2024

Warrent Officer 

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Warrent Officer

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
Warrent Officer by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010

Fucking Warren 

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.
"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."
Fucking Warren by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020

senora warren 

Bruh she's such a senora warren
senora warren by Warren_is_trash February 6, 2017

North Warren

A high school in Blairstown, NJ. A pit of despair and apathy. Could you read its name on the multiple-thousand-dollar electronic sign that nobody can see? The school is designed to have no airflow, so you spend half of the year in a giant brick oven getting more baked than the weed junkies. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad - the juuling wasn't enough and some fucker just had to do coke in there so now only one is open. You're either racist or too sick of everyone's shit to protest. Purgatory.
Oh, you go to North Warren? On the burnout scale, you're headed towards somewhere between Macaulay Culkin's drugs bust and that time Lindsay Lohan attempted to kidnap refugee children live on Instagram.
North Warren by nowhen December 18, 2018

warren woods tower 

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!
boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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