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the warp zone

When one is deprived of sleep for at least a week and slips into a hallucinatory state. The mind is unable to determine what is real and what is just a mind splitting fuck fest of demons and rape-vampires.
The boys and I went into the warp zone

Warpzone 

What happens when a moonlanding gets a bit more intimate? A warpzone is when two individuals press their asses so close together that their buttholes touch. Lining up perfectly, the buttholes form a path that transcends time and space similar to that of a black hole. Some say if any person attempted to go from one side of the warpzone to the other there's no telling where in the universe they might end up.

In contrast to moonlandings, warpzones are rarely accidental with the exception of people with very small yet loose butt cheeks. Warpzones are a very intentional act and can be a show of love or lust.
Things got crazy last night with my girlfriend. We skipped right past first, second, and third base and went straight to warpzoning!

I drank way to much last night and warpzoned some random guy at the bar. I should get checked out.

"I'm detecting a disruption in the space-time continuum, there's a concentration of warpzoning going on in Buffalo it appears. The Bills must have won the SuperBowl."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026