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the warp zone

When one is deprived of sleep for at least a week and slips into a hallucinatory state. The mind is unable to determine what is real and what is just a mind splitting fuck fest of demons and rape-vampires.
The boys and I went into the warp zone

Warpzone 

What happens when a moonlanding gets a bit more intimate? A warpzone is when two individuals press their asses so close together that their buttholes touch. Lining up perfectly, the buttholes form a path that transcends time and space similar to that of a black hole. Some say if any person attempted to go from one side of the warpzone to the other there's no telling where in the universe they might end up.

In contrast to moonlandings, warpzones are rarely accidental with the exception of people with very small yet loose butt cheeks. Warpzones are a very intentional act and can be a show of love or lust.
Things got crazy last night with my girlfriend. We skipped right past first, second, and third base and went straight to warpzoning!

I drank way to much last night and warpzoned some random guy at the bar. I should get checked out.

"I'm detecting a disruption in the space-time continuum, there's a concentration of warpzoning going on in Buffalo it appears. The Bills must have won the SuperBowl."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008