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war hammer 

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
war hammer by J Dawg April 18, 2003
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war hammer 

something josh does not have
josh does not have a war hammer
war hammer by ash;) i win!! March 25, 2003

war hammer 

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older
jesus I need to get one of thoughs
war hammer by ............ March 25, 2003

war hammer 

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life
war hammer by J Dawg April 18, 2003

Trojan War Hammer 

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."
Guatemalan War Hammer by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

bearded war hammer

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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