A stereotypical group of people in modern
society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''
gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont
dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a
gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.
(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)
Wannabe Badass: Hey you
faggot! I'm a
gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me,
huh, huh, you wanna fight?
Badass: You're not a
gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.
Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.
Wannabe Badass:
OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww.
F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop,
OK, i admit, i'm a
pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
