wankie

the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*

Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!

by ashley2sexc June 25, 2005

Wanky

To be cranky and to whine.

"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."

by digigoogi August 16, 2009

wanky

adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.

Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author May 24, 2007

Wanky

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous

Evan you are acting so wanky

by nglettire April 4, 2008

Wanky

A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops

Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy

by Jnutty30 April 9, 2019

Wankie

The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone

Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray

by Zigmatic May 7, 2014

Wanky

In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.

"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

by ChaosRocket October 6, 2007