Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011
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He pulled out his wankie.
by Bunnyfoofoo November 8, 2006
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by OmFg iT's tEjU! June 25, 2008
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The term Wankie should NEVER be used
The term Wankie should NEVER be used
"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"
"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."
"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."
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