wankremenance

A posh way of saying cum.
"Sorry about the wankremenance"
"Is that eggnog? Or wankremenance"
"Charles, I know you've set the table but there appears to be wankremenance upon the cloth, do clear it up before

Barbs arrives"

- can also be used to describe conversational topical irrelevance and quality

i.e. "That was some absolute wankremenance you were spraying"
"Is someone stirring up a shit sandwich? Coz it smells like wankremenance around here"
by Matticus_W March 23, 2021
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