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Used in conjunction with Motherfucker. A term for a nut who wanks. Frequently. Often used as derogatory. However, in extreme circumstances can be a compliment.
eg 1 Dude 1: Looks like you're wasted.
Dude 2: Wank-nut. Motherfucker

eg 2 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: You ass-goblin. DIEE !!!

eg 3 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: YAAAYY ! Thanks, Cletus!You're such an ass-hat!
Dude 1: Gee, thanks !! Lets be friends!!
wanknut by Scott Williamson June 17, 2004
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Someone who has no notion of reality,and proceeds to do stupid shit and acts like a dumbass.
Wacknut by MilkDot June 16, 2008
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The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.
Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.
Wankout by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020
Someone who is beyond the normal level of insult, joining the two most offensive words imaginable to get Wankunt
He's a right wankunt
Wankunt by Kennymandingo December 5, 2009
Lame-ass football fans that frequent the gloryhole board
Here comes a wangnut again... wangnutS suck!
wangnut by Biggus Wangus August 22, 2006
The so-called Leper Colony of Cyberspace where the socially retarded play the victim card, lament their isolation, and display their envy for society's mainstream.
"His deeply-rooted social problems rival those of a Wangnut."
wangnut by Kenny Jennings August 25, 2006
Someone considered to be "off his/her rocker." Sometimes used for oriental people.
"Dude, he had too much to drink. He's acting like a total wangnut!"
wangnut by Mike October 2, 2003
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