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wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.
Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.
by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011
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Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
That guy has a wankers' hatrick
by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017
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