Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house
by essex boyz January 29, 2005
Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.
Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.
by Bearded Clam December 09, 2008