Wand

Something which describes greatness or ultimateness.

Wow that guy's so Wand!

by James Tatoli November 19, 2005

Wand

term for a cannabis joint usually associated with the name of the dealer

example 1: john give us a blast on that wand boi

example 2: dude leggys wand is the best buzz ever im fucked

by revo606 December 21, 2009

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2022

Wand of life

penis

Harry Potter pulled his Wand of Life out of Ginny.

by k2mancash January 20, 2012

Wand of Narcissus

The selfie stick

There goes Becky, taking a selfie with her Wand of Narcissus, again.

by ManChildSyndrome January 1, 2015

narcissistic wand

a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.

I can't believe she is using her narcissistic wand again, what a bitch!

by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015

Harry's wand

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

by Hypertronix January 6, 2017