Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015
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Wand of Narcissus

There goes Becky, taking a selfie with her Wand of Narcissus, again.
by ManChildSyndrome January 01, 2015
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