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Wannabe Manc.

The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.

The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.

Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.

Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.

Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."

Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.

Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
Andrew: "HAHAHA UNLUCKY CITY WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN MANCHESTER. YOUR JUST PRETENDERS. UNITED UNITED UNITED"

Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
Wanc by filb0 May 5, 2010
Words you can keep
Wanc is my name..
And means a plugged boy in music and digital art..
This guy make a dead look in pixels.. a Wanc so...
WANC by Wanc August 8, 2003
Related Words
wanch wance wanchor Wancing WANC wancakes wancar Wancedack wancey Wancha
A male or female you don't like
Shut up wanch.
I don't like jer she a wanch
Wanch by Wanch wanch July 18, 2019
Well its a godly looking human being kinda like hercules but higher up on the god chart has secret saiyan powers out powers Goku and all the other saiyans. WANCHO IS UNSTOPPABLE. Is the most sexy, amazing people ever to live. If you ever meet this kid you should just give all the money in your pocket to him just for being in his presence.
Wancho is AMAZING, AMAZING, AND JUST AMAZING!
Wancho by sdgfsafasdfs April 6, 2011

wanchanigga 

Someone that is Ugly, stupid, annoying, pick me, bossy, and ungrateful
Shut you wanchanigga
wanchanigga by L0v3rB0at August 29, 2022
Derived From "Wide Antisocial and Noxious CAR" (i.e., WANCar), being any of the larger 4x4 cars, particularly when used in an urban setting. The driver of such a vehicle is a "wancar driver"
There's a blooming Wancar holding up the traffic, what a surprise.
wancar by dudock May 25, 2012
Loren: "what is that awesome thing your doing?"
Ann: "Oh thats just wancing girl."
Wancing by LILLLLYYYYY March 12, 2011
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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