Wannabe Manc.
The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.
The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.
Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.
Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.
Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."
Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.
Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.
The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.
Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.
Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.
Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."
Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.
Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
Andrew: "HAHAHA UNLUCKY CITY WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN MANCHESTER. YOUR JUST PRETENDERS. UNITED UNITED UNITED"
Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
by filb0 May 5, 2010
by LILLLLYYYYY February 25, 2011
Short for Wannabe-Dancing; The act of trying to dance to tunes you cant really dance to (yet still regarded as dance songs), but pathetically attempt to anyway.
Will S.: Hey baby! I was thinkin of workin on another album, shoot some more music videos, reconnecting with my original mad skills as an entertainer yea?
Jada S.: Will...honey...You know damn well I'll divorce your sorry black ass if you go wancing them feet in front of a camera again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jada S.: Will...honey...You know damn well I'll divorce your sorry black ass if you go wancing them feet in front of a camera again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by GaryPEv May 16, 2007
Oh yeah, I was wancing hard last night my mate Ebooo over Steps version of Tragedy. He's taught me some class new moves to enhance my wancing. I love to wance :>
by Steve Bunce March 2, 2007
I saw this weird chick wancing back to get a drink at the concert; it's a funny sight to see someone wance.
by pterodactyl55 February 18, 2011
by Wanc August 8, 2003
by lol wance May 23, 2011