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Wancing

Loren: "what is that awesome thing your doing?"
Ann: "Oh thats just wancing girl."
by LILLLLYYYYY March 12, 2011
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Wancing

Short for Wannabe-Dancing; The act of trying to dance to tunes you cant really dance to (yet still regarded as dance songs), but pathetically attempt to anyway.
Will S.: Hey baby! I was thinkin of workin on another album, shoot some more music videos, reconnecting with my original mad skills as an entertainer yea?

Jada S.: Will...honey...You know damn well I'll divorce your sorry black ass if you go wancing them feet in front of a camera again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by GaryPEv June 1, 2007
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Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
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Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
by Spilox April 22, 2009
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wanking closet

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
by mitch00uk April 4, 2015
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Chu Wanning

Chu Wanning is one of the main characters of the novel, “The Dumb Husky and his White Cat Shizun”.

His character is associated as a white cat. Cute and vicious as it will swing at you with his claws.

He is also known as: Yuheng Elder and the Beidou Immortal, as well as Chu Fei.

He wears snow white robes and wields a golden willow vine known as Tianwen. He stands at 1.81 metres tall as mentioned from Mo Ran in Meatbun’s theatre.

Chu Wanning has low self esteem towards his own looks, low self worth and very selfless towards his disciples. He is deeply in love with Mo Ran. He is extremely thin faced and easily embarrassed.

He loves sweet foods and dislike bitter foods and can’t handle spicy foods. He likes stewed crabmeat balls and lotus crisps.

He truly a man deserving of all the love and appreciation.
“Chu Wanning is a Shizun I would love to f**k” - A Chu Wanning simp
by I simply love Chu Wanning November 13, 2021
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social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009
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