wall street journal

High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.

Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.

by Ebeling June 24, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

wall street journal

A newspaper that is read by those interested in buisness and stocks.

My Dad, who owns lots of stocks, often reads the Wall Street Journal.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

wall street journal

A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.

None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!

by sean June 20, 2003

wall street journal

good shit to read

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

wall street journal

A good chick magnet.

I read the Wall Street Journal at a bar and picked up a few chicks.

by Bozo123 September 11, 2005

Wall Street Journal

A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.

Wall Street Journal is back at it again with fake news

by BallzDeepIn69 February 25, 2017