Named from the part of human anatomy, the "cock" mixed with the namesake of the adorable smaller marsupial cousin of the Kangaroo "Wallaby" "Cock Wallabies" Is an expression used to describe anxiety, discomfort and frustration towards a person or situation that must be endured whilst keeping peace...
With regards to a person: "My Partner is giving me the right Cock Wallabies with their non stop talking and needs!"
At Work: (unexpected tasks for a project): "I just arrived at the jobsite Boss, its got the Cock Wallabies jumping all over my knob"
Anxiety / Discomfort /Frustration at thought of umdesirable future situations "I've got the Cock Wallabies just thinking about it..."
Someone who supports Australia in rugby union. Being a Wallabies fan is among the toughest jobs in the world, as fans are often tortured by false dawns.
Being whipped with the cat-of-nine-tails is almost as torturous as being a Wallabies Fan.
“Why is Michael so depressed?” she asked.
“He’s Wallabies Fan.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!