walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 09, 2004

walking the dog

the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.

by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011

walking the dog

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

by kdv July 08, 2005

walking the dog

Code for smoking marijuana.

I'll be right back, I'll be outside Walking the Dog

by Kronok December 11, 2008

walking the dog

It means giving head, eating a girl out, or eating pussy, the song 'walkin the dog' by Rufus Thomas (also covered by the Stones) has lyrics indirectly making references to felacio.

"i was walking the dog for days before i smashed her out!"

by sacto May 25, 2008