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water nigga 

Someone who drinks a lot of water and always keeps hydrated. As their name indicates, a water nigga's drink of choice is pure, clean, water, and they hold special disdain for carbonated drinks: those who drink large quantities of soda are dubbed "soda niggas" and shunned.

A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.

Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
water nigga by bonespook April 17, 2019

get da water nigga 

A panicked exclamation used when an emergency warrants an urgent response from others.
"Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"
get da water nigga by Th3 Admiral August 24, 2011

water ninja 

water ninja by VAW666 January 10, 2009

Water Nipple 

When a boob is slightly under water (most bathtub scenes) and you can see a slightly discolored spot in the water where a nipple is hiding underneath the surface. Kind of like a cave dwelling spider, you know it's there but you can't quite see it.
Blayne-"Chase rewind I think I just saw Amy Smart's water nipple!"

Chase-"Holy shit that is her water nipple!, man I love "Mirrors."
Water Nipple by Zombie Jester February 17, 2009

Water nigga 

A water nigga gota stay hydrated
Water nigga by lord of slang April 13, 2019

water nazi 

An overly aggresive Water Conservation Officer who spreads fear to those who fail to acknowledge sprinking restrictions and fines them accordingly. A real oppressive force.
Ah shit! Here comes the Water Nazi. TURN OFF the sprinkler or he'll fine us back to the stone age again.
water nazi by waternazi May 20, 2009