waiting for a friend Share definition Flag the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness "I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend." waiting for a friend by Carl the Slangmeister July 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the waiting for a friend mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch