Waf

Worth a follow

Lisa: sends meme from a private account

Meg: WAF?
Lisa: yes, the account is hilarious

by BbalLeesh July 07, 2019

Waf

Woke as fuck. One who has a lot of knowledge of depth, wisdom and spirituality. One who aligns themselves to the truth.

She knows wassup with the truth-she can see through the government and societies bullshit--she Waf

by Mizu January 29, 2017

Waf

A Waf is when you shit your pants and flatten it by you sitting on it, the turd may have a unique texture and imprint.

Eat my waf

by Wes houldbenice October 06, 2018

Waffing

It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011

Waffed

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 21, 2009

waf

waf means 'We Are Failures' famously used in Dog Is Dead's single Glockenspiel Song. Dog Is Dead fans are called waf's. A waf is a huge Dog Is Dead fan and they love each and every band member of the band.

Hi I'm John and I'm a waf.

by top-waf August 19, 2012

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 02, 2004