Waffle Taco 

When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"

Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.

Waffle Taco by Durrr! March 2, 2009

waffletaco 

1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.

2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"

1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."

2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?

waffletaco by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009

waffletaco 

A corperation that will never ever exist. And nicole and pete will give up on their dreams. Because it is the grossest thing in the world
-Love skyler

Omg waffletaco will never exist!
Yayyyy

waffletaco by skiller1294 January 25, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008