wachycardia

Wachycardia is the medical term for a heart rate over 100 beats per minute due to intense fapping.

Nurse: my patient fapped so hard last night his heart rate alarm went off. Another case of wachycardia.

wachycardia by 'quid_'cid May 27, 2021

Tachycardia 

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).

Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.

Tachycardia by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006

tachycardia 

Tachycardia, also called tachyarrhythmia, is a heart rate that exceeds the normal resting rate. In general, a resting heart rate over 100 beats per minute is accepted as tachycardia in adults.

Tachycardia

tachycardia by ABIxxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2017

whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.

Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.

whackycardia by UprTupr May 18, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004