wachycardia

Wachycardia is the medical term for a heart rate over 100 beats per minute due to intense fapping.

Nurse: my patient fapped so hard last night his heart rate alarm went off. Another case of wachycardia.

by 'quid_'cid May 27, 2021

Tachycardia

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).

Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.

by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006

tachycardia

Tachycardia, also called tachyarrhythmia, is a heart rate that exceeds the normal resting rate. In general, a resting heart rate over 100 beats per minute is accepted as tachycardia in adults.

Tachycardia

by ABIxxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2017

whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.

Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.

by UprTupr May 18, 2016