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The 'nick-name' of the toilets used in Star Trek. They earned the name due to the sound made when the turd hit the vaporizing force-field.
Cap'n: "Ensign, why is number two still in the lavatory?"

Ensign: "Primary and secondary systems are down captain!"

Cap'n: "Re-route the heisenberg compensator through the ventral port of the secondary node at junction zero-three. If we can't vump it out we'll beam it!
Vump by Spaghett! September 30, 2009
Words you can keep
A combination of the words vote and bump used on fan forums to bring a thread pertaining to voting for a particular thing (i.e., favorite tv show, actor, book etc...) on an Internet poll, to the top of the page.
We need more votes in this poll to get us into the #1 position, so I'm vumping this tread.
vump by Stephen Fletcher January 2, 2009
Related Words
vumps Vumpler vumpal Vumph Vumpi vumpireee vumpkin Vumpking vumpus Vumpy
Interchangeable with "gunt." It is a bump of vagina fat.
"Woah, look at that chick's vump!"
OR
"Do these pants highlight my vump?"
vump by HLD December 28, 2005
A vump is a small, translucent animal part used as a filler for many food products that are low in fat yet satisfying. Most often found in hot dogs and meat stick products.
Some hot dogs are 99.9% meat and meat by products, 0.1% vump filler and rodent droppings.
vump by Wiener Snitzel April 24, 2003
The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.
I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.
vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004
sex position used before or after breakfast
Hey after breakfast can we vumpal ?
vumpal by vumpal March 19, 2021
A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.
Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler
Vumpler by Ryan April 29, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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