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(1)An individual who can't handle their liquor or ganja properly, often becoming abrasively obnoxious off less than a drink or a toke. (lowercase v)
(2)A tall goofy looking creature, who often mistakes innocent bystanders for his cousin Douglas. Also anyone of his numerous male siblings. (uppercase V)
(3)A strange noise exerted from both the mouth and nasal passage of Super Fudge after he inadvertently inhales Vodka Vapors. (italics)
(1)Did you see that vumph with the Zima humping the hassock?
(2)Yeah Vumph says his cousin Kegan (not directly related to Douglas)is mailng him ten hits of acid.
(3)This has to be witnessed.
Vumph by Farley Drexel Hatcher January 18, 2004
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Vimphilia 

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.
Vimphilia by PI314159 September 10, 2014
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Getting up the get the remote vomph

Going up stairs to get something vomph
Vomph by Geppetto July 22, 2018
The 'nick-name' of the toilets used in Star Trek. They earned the name due to the sound made when the turd hit the vaporizing force-field.
Cap'n: "Ensign, why is number two still in the lavatory?"

Ensign: "Primary and secondary systems are down captain!"

Cap'n: "Re-route the heisenberg compensator through the ventral port of the secondary node at junction zero-three. If we can't vump it out we'll beam it!
Vump by Spaghett! September 30, 2009
The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.
I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.
vumpkin by King David II November 22, 2004

Vamphilia 

The action of having sex with a vampire
"Having sex with a vampire isnt necrophilia dude, it's called Vamphilia"
Vamphilia by Chaddyboi October 16, 2019
sex position used before or after breakfast
Hey after breakfast can we vumpal ?
vumpal by vumpal March 19, 2021
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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