Vriska Serket 

Pirate-wannabe spider bitch. She cripples, she laughs, she kills, she feeds, she dies, she lives, she loves, she stops, she- Okay fine I will get to the point. So, Vriska crippled Tavros by throwing him off a fucking cliff. She made him fun of him for being a cripple even though it was her fault and yes, she knows that. Vriska is very very complicated for so many things, I will not list them all. Spider bitch is the Scorpio troll and is a cerulean blood. She feeds other trolls to her lusus (she gets the kids from playing FLARP). Vriska is a Thief of Light and is kind of a bad guy but does some good things after retcon shit. In one timeline she dates John. Vriska in the second timeline helps rose fight her coffee addiction (it makes her drunk somehow).

In the candy epilogue route she comes from the meat timeline and in hs^2 she will soon kick robot ass with her desecendant? In meat she was fighting LE

Vriska Serket did a ton of things wrong. Don't try to justify her because she was already trying to do better.

Vriska Serket by ihadroblox November 16, 2020

Vriska Serket 

16y/o who lives in Alternia, and has 8 D8 dice to attack. Left arm blown off by an explosion and is replace with a metal one made by Equius Zahhak. Her blood is navy blue. She types like this: syllables that resemble how 'eight' sounds like and the letter b is replaced with 8 due to her obsession of the number 8.
e.g. AG (arachnidsGrip, her Trollian trolltag) Dude, it was o8viously click88, are you that dum8?
AT (adiosToreador, see Tavros Nitram) fUCK YOU,
also she can do mind control shit

homestuck vriska serket

Vriska Serket by dippingsauce11 November 1, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016