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A type of blue spider found in the country of Alternia. Very venomous.
Dude just got bitten by vriska. He might not survive.
vriska by a52 June 28, 2014
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1. a blue spider bitch from Homestuck that deals bad luck like crack.

2. the spider currently hanging from your wall.
1. "So I bought this stuff from Vriska, its called bad luck and Ive had it all day. What should I do? I just died-"

2. "Damnit, a vriska is on my wall.."
vriska by virniustherepist July 29, 2019
"You're being such a Vriska right now."
Vriska by Trixabellian August 27, 2020
blue fucker that did nothing wrong!
"i fucking hate vriska"
Vriska by ninecandles August 12, 2024

Vriska Serket 

Pirate-wannabe spider bitch. She cripples, she laughs, she kills, she feeds, she dies, she lives, she loves, she stops, she- Okay fine I will get to the point. So, Vriska crippled Tavros by throwing him off a fucking cliff. She made him fun of him for being a cripple even though it was her fault and yes, she knows that. Vriska is very very complicated for so many things, I will not list them all. Spider bitch is the Scorpio troll and is a cerulean blood. She feeds other trolls to her lusus (she gets the kids from playing FLARP). Vriska is a Thief of Light and is kind of a bad guy but does some good things after retcon shit. In one timeline she dates John. Vriska in the second timeline helps rose fight her coffee addiction (it makes her drunk somehow).

In the candy epilogue route she comes from the meat timeline and in hs^2 she will soon kick robot ass with her desecendant? In meat she was fighting LE
Vriska Serket did a ton of things wrong. Don't try to justify her because she was already trying to do better.
Vriska Serket by ihadroblox November 16, 2020

Vriska Serket 

16y/o who lives in Alternia, and has 8 D8 dice to attack. Left arm blown off by an explosion and is replace with a metal one made by Equius Zahhak. Her blood is navy blue. She types like this: syllables that resemble how 'eight' sounds like and the letter b is replaced with 8 due to her obsession of the number 8.
e.g. AG (arachnidsGrip, her Trollian trolltag) Dude, it was o8viously click88, are you that dum8?
AT (adiosToreador, see Tavros Nitram) fUCK YOU,
also she can do mind control shit
Vriska Serket by dippingsauce11 November 1, 2020

blessed by Vriska 

when a computer input device malfunctions and adds spurious data to the input stream
"try t8o8 gu8ess wh8i8ch8 part8 o8f 8m8 co8mpu8te8r br88ok8e th8i8s mo8rni8n8g"
"Your keyboard has been blessed by Vriska it's all normal"
blessed by Vriska by Pedantic Speaker December 30, 2013
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