Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.
Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
When your with the lads having a bit of banter, when you see a very attractive girl, You turn to your mates and say "jevoudrais" this translates from French to English as I would. You say this as you don't want the girl to understand what this means but you still get to show your freinds why you think this. This word must not be used in French.
Tavinator3000:Wow Je voudrais
Freind:Really?
Tavinator3000:Hell yeah man!
Freind:Are you joking bud?
Tavinator3000:No!
Freind: Standards mate!
Tavinator3000:Fair play