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To descend stairs with almost inhuman speed.

(alt forms: vondracking, vondracked)
I was going to be late to my class, but then I decided to vondrak down the stairs. There might have been a few casualties.

My date was going badly, but she was instantly impressed after I showed her my vondracking skills.
vondrak by nnimi October 5, 2011
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Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
Vondran by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010

jack vondrachek 

the best member of milkk. (don’t tell the others.) deserves more appreciation than he gets.
jack vondrachek is the best
jack vondrachek by milkkie April 3, 2019

Vondrasek 

A word for someone who is very tall for their age
That Thomas is such a Vondrasek! He is very tall
Vondrasek by Tass1 September 2, 2017

Je Voudrais 

When your with the lads having a bit of banter, when you see a very attractive girl, You turn to your mates and say "jevoudrais" this translates from French to English as I would. You say this as you don't want the girl to understand what this means but you still get to show your freinds why you think this. This word must not be used in French.
Tavinator3000:Wow Je voudrais
Freind:Really?
Tavinator3000:Hell yeah man!
Freind:Are you joking bud?
Tavinator3000:No!
Freind: Standards mate!
Tavinator3000:Fair play
1. N. Male with hilariously small deformed penis and testicles that reside in woman’s purse.

2. V. To not uphold your word or deal.
Have you seen that new porn genre Vondrak? It’s insane that someone’s genitalia could be so small.

Tony and I made a deal, but then he went full Vondrak on me.
Vondrak by ta4877 April 19, 2019