(Sting) "Hi, I'm Sting and I have Voyeuristic tendencies."
(Group) "Hi, Sting."
(Sting) "I will follow you every 12th step you make...every bathroom break, every roofie you take, every orgasm you fake... I'll be watching you."
(Group) (**distant sound of crickets chirping***)
He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.