voestek
voestek by Your favourite negro June 15, 2023
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VoetsekMeghan
#VoetsekMeghan is the movement that started when Meghan Markle insulted the good people of South Africa on Spotify.
VoetsekMeghan by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 28, 2022
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Voetsek
Afrikaans for 'Get lost'.
(Not a swear word! but rather crude like English 'bog off')
Used a lost by Anglo Africans.
(Means litreally in Afrikans, 'Tie your feet up'. I.e. 'Stop following me'.)
(Not a swear word! but rather crude like English 'bog off')
Used a lost by Anglo Africans.
(Means litreally in Afrikans, 'Tie your feet up'. I.e. 'Stop following me'.)
voetsek
If you come in Namibia or South Africa, you will come across to this term. It means "Fuck off". In other terms of understanding, it could be translated as bullshit, rubbish, or untrue. You should understand that people this side mix languages when speaking. And it is normally used in action of reply. Most of us use it to scare a dog who's about to attack us.
Voetsek or tsek
This word is commonly used in South Africa, idk about other countries but whatever. It basically means f*ck off, or like go away. Just tryna be a little appropriate.
Voetsek or tsek
Example:
Let's say a dog is chasing u neh. Thus normally works at the makhayas. Idk
*A dog chasing you*
You: voetsek !
*The dog either runs away or it catches you and rips your organs apart*
Next example:
Let's say someone said some fuck shit to you neh. Or like they do something stupid to you or something like that idk.
Amo: yoh, look at Bontles forehead! It's descending!
Bontle: mxm.. voetsek.
Example:
Let's say a dog is chasing u neh. Thus normally works at the makhayas. Idk
*A dog chasing you*
You: voetsek !
*The dog either runs away or it catches you and rips your organs apart*
Next example:
Let's say someone said some fuck shit to you neh. Or like they do something stupid to you or something like that idk.
Amo: yoh, look at Bontles forehead! It's descending!
Bontle: mxm.. voetsek.
Voetsek or tsek by Just2swag4u September 10, 2023
Voetsek
Thank you in all of South Africa's languages. (Try it when you visit SA) Just don't say that in the Western Cape (province)
Voetsek by BluePolitician July 10, 2022
Voetsek
A South African popularized term, meaning ''go away!'' but just in a ruder way and in Afrikaans. If you say it to a person they will most probably take offense to this, but people usually say this to unwanted animals
Voetsek by shakyronique July 11, 2024
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