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Vmenaramen
Ah, yes. The story of Vmena, and his ramen. Vmena was a simple man, only eating a steak or whatever shit Americans eat. But then, his mom came in with a box of ching chong food! Vmena was scared, and didn't know what to do. So he fucking put it in a pot.
Vmena put water in the pot, and turned the oven knob for the High setting on his oven burner. And the ramen boiled, and boiled, and boiled. Then something magical happened... Vmena found 2 silver packets, and what else would he do except put the packet's insides in the pot?
The water turned brown, and the ramen was soft. It was done. Vmena put the noodles in a mug, (spilling half of the shit), and licked the ramen's juices... The ramen went OwO and Vmena went UwU. Vmena sucked each and every noodle, until there was only the juice.
This is the story of Vmena, and how he figured out ramen uwu
Vmena put water in the pot, and turned the oven knob for the High setting on his oven burner. And the ramen boiled, and boiled, and boiled. Then something magical happened... Vmena found 2 silver packets, and what else would he do except put the packet's insides in the pot?
The water turned brown, and the ramen was soft. It was done. Vmena put the noodles in a mug, (spilling half of the shit), and licked the ramen's juices... The ramen went OwO and Vmena went UwU. Vmena sucked each and every noodle, until there was only the juice.
This is the story of Vmena, and how he figured out ramen uwu
Vmena said, "Ever heard of Ramen bro???"
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Definition: Vmenaramen is the best
the child that got raped said, "nopleasedonthurtme"
Definition: Vmenaramen is the best
Vmenaramen by SomeGuyThatMakesDefinitions_66 November 25, 2018
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