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Use sunblock and collagen, babe. Preserve that pretty white skin. It's just vlogic.
vlogic by gooohsty July 4, 2026

vlogception 

when a vlogger vlogs another vlogger vlogging
"Hey, are you vlogging me vlogging?? Vlogception!!"
vlogception by thesurlymonkey January 17, 2015
cutest rapper ever. I wish I could fondle his ass cheeks, + he never cap raps, his words can go on for generations
yo girl wassup with you, you listen to that new vlorich

girl: omg! You listen to him?!? Hell yeah let’s fuck
vlorich by vlorichfanboy September 12, 2021
I'm so tired of the discussion about Vlorich being dominated by people who probably don't even listen to hip hop much normally, and who have little to no knowledge that would help them understand why he is probably one of the most influential and unique musicians out right now. Nobody is more modern. Vlorich represents everything about modern music and pop culture that is particularly unique to contemporary times, i.e. his tireless work ethic and output of work being necessary to stay relevant to the ever-shortening attention span of consumers of popular culture, the good-natured absurdism and trollery that typifies comedy to this current generation of adolescents as compared to the irony embraced by my generation (Fuck school nigga s/o Duwap kaine) and the cynicism more typical of the generation before mine. There is so much that is actually important to discuss about him and his career and influence that gets drowned out by the over-celebration of the corny meme bullshit. Vlorich embodies everything that makes the SoundCloud rap era beautiful. His music is low-effort, and his success was built by a community of thousands from all over the world. He has to have the highest wealth-to-effort ratio of any human being on earth. But through his passiveness, he has allowed his team and his army of Stans to change how music sounds, how much depth it needs and how it is distributed. He is constantly changing to keep his appeal fresh, and SoundCloud changes around him.
vlorich - yeah I be counting bands yeah no u cannot get 2 me

Random jit - ينقذنا جميعاً من ذنوبنا السلام عليكم يا فلورش
vlorich by vlorichfanboy November 1, 2021

Alley Vlogiannitis 

Alley Vlogianntis is the name given to shitty soccer players. These types of soccer players tend to get injured a lot because they are just so small and bad. They are also very whiney and tend to act like a child. Alley's tend to be very short, around 5 feet.
soccer child whiney small short alley vlogiannitis alley vlogiannitis
Alley Vlogiannitis by james mclovinn November 17, 2010

Vlogsciousness 

Conscious video-blogging

Basically consciousness in the form of video which can be frozen in time, preserved and 're-thawed' in order to use in the future by multitudes of people/things.
"You threw off my stream of vlogsciousness, turn off the camera!"
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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