Unattractive and insecure, often balding, male who spends his life trying impress his friends by showing he is capable of getting a girl. The funny thing is that each one is less and less attractive, some with major physical turnoffs. Since his emphasis is on a tight ass, he overlooks other major physical flaws. Everyone just wants him to shut up, so they act impressed while secretly laughing to themselves.
ME: I know he’s a vizzachero, but don't he mind how fucking yellow her teeth are?
YOU: I know they are gross but if he’s happy let it go -- he can buy her a toothbrush for her birthday!
ME: Anyone else think that vizzachero’s latest conquest looks a little young? She reminds me of one of the Grady twins in that movie "The Shining"!
YOU: Yeah, but she's legal, so act really impressed or he'll start crying!
ME: Have you ever seen a stupider looking chick getting vizzachero'd?
YOU: No it must be the later stages or he needs to lay off the bong.
American author known for writting "It's Kind of a Funny Story" and "Be More Chill". Also an iconic figure in literature for young adults, specially the ones who struggle or struggled with some kind of disorder.
A: Hey, Ned Vizzini changed my life. He writes exactly what comes across your mind....he's phenomenal.
B: Yeah, he gave me hope. Awesome person....so bad he's gone.
Vizzed board is a forum and gaming site with lots of retro games and if you go into the forums, awesome people.
It is common to see threads such as "Sonic vs Mario" or something gaming related, but there are also threads about serious discussions about politics and morals too.
It is a tight knit community, and doesn't have that overwhelming feeling big boards have.
It is common to see threads and posts on Vizzed like the following :
Septembern1 : The first videogame I have ever played was Superman on the GBA.
bignatealpha : Ooh, I can't remember exactly, but it was either Sonic CD for the computer, or Super Mario World for SNES.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.