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n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

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vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
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VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
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n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
by Pete A. May 27, 2008
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n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization,
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
by Keely C. May 27, 2008
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(vista-ster) n. a item or service that was supposed to be nice, but ended up as a complete hash. if something is worse than the thing it replaces, it is a total vistaster. named after vista, which is microsoft's newest os/virus. basically, microsoft set out to replace xp with something better, but ended up with something far worse. related to vistastrous, adj, and vistastrously, adv. the word was coined by fake steve jobs in 2008.
I heard windows seven will be a total vistaster.

Synonyms: zuneaster, livesearchaster
Antonyms: maccess, iphoness (derived from success)
by john tuttle May 28, 2008
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a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.
Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster.
by Shiropetto May 27, 2008
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