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A noob at a game or sport or even an old person.
Bro you can’t even quickscope you ”Vist” (example num2) Trey tried to dunk and juke me but ended up gettin his ankles broke, he’s a “Vist” for sure.
Vist by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020
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the act of vaginal fisting
example 1: saw your mom at the bar last night.

I ended visting her at her house.

example 2: I just had such a good vist on my own
Vist by Fruity_frenchie July 20, 2023

vista way 

According to internet star Swoozie, the best set of Disney World apartments known to man....
Vista Waaaayyyy.
Oh you live in Vista Way, it must be awesome!
vista way by normandyangel June 16, 2014
When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.
Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.
visted by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010

North Vista Secondary School 

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.
Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

mar vista academy 

mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.
don’t fucking go to mar vista academy a trash ass school.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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