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The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.
Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"
The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016

virginia vacuum 

Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure
Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!
virginia vacuum by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016

Virginia Vacuum 

The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.
Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!
Virginia Vacuum by TheTealDeal November 20, 2016

Virginia Vacuum 

When you get up in her pussy and start making vacuum noises while you suck everything you can out of there.
Speedy: WHOCWHOCLANJMDIUGBFWSJNOIHAOUDNBAONDNIOSLURPOISNFOLSNKADSLURP
Hova: Thank you, my grandma really enjoyed that Virginia Vacuum
Virginia Vacuum by youngdonut November 21, 2016

virgnia vacuum 

When you get all up in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"
Hova: So you've heard of the virgnia vacuum right?

Speedy: What's that one?

Hova: I don't know.

Speedy: Is that the one where you get up all in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"?

Hova: We'll find out on urbandictionary tomorrow after this is uploaded.

P.S. Pls give quick shout out to xXxXKYR_FaZe_QuIckSc0p3rHDBryanXx420xX

P.S.S. Bryan with a y not an i. <3

virginia vaccuum 

The act of sucking a steaming hot turd out of your partner's sweet asshole.
I can't believe I gave sally a Virginia vaccuum yesterday! My mouth still tastes disgusting!
virginia vaccuum by EthanScheiber November 20, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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