virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019

virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head

hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?

by evassssssss January 31, 2021