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Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

Birthday Virgin 

(Birth,day-ver,jin): Refering to one who has not experienced sexual intercourse on the same date as their birth.
JAMIE: "Ooo!!! Girl I'm excited!"

ANNA: "'Bout what?"

JAMIE: "Darrick's birthday!"

ANNA: "Girl, we already went to the party."

JAMIE: "I know, but Darrick invited me back to his place after it all sizzled down. We 'gon get our birthday sex on! It 'gon be special!

ANNA: "And what is so special about having sex for the 2-hundreth time?"

JAMIE: "Giiiirl, he a birthday virgin!"