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vinylphobia 

a phobia in which a person is highly disturbed when fingernails scratch against a vinyl surface. (the effect is the same to a vinylphobic as it would be to someone who cringes at the thought/sound/feel of fingernails scratching a chalkboard.)
Several students in class open up their vinyl folders, scratching the vinyl surface with their fingernails as they touch the folders.

The kid with vinylphobia cringes and covers his ears.
vinylphobia by thread-in-a-rug August 30, 2009
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Vinylophobia

A high fear of vinyl disks and old music, basically what you have after listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time by The Caretaker.
Friend: let's play music
Me: no caretaker plox
Friend: IT'S MY SLEEPOVER PARTY I HAVE TO CHOSE THE MUSIC
Me: no ploease no i have vinylophobia :'(
Vinylophobia by Tekstar August 8, 2020

vinephobia

When someone is afraid of Vine, usually old people and people with something better to do
Chris: Hey do u have vine
Julia: Nah I have vinephobia
vinephobia by BruhYeetLying December 5, 2015

Vinerphobia 

Fear Of Vine Compilations
Jim1: "Do You Have Vinerphobia?"
Jim2: "No."
Jim1: Are you sure?"
Jim2: "no."
Jim1: "Esketti!"
Jim2: "AHHHHHH!"

Vanyophobia

The fear of being manipulated by certain people
OMG! You have Vanyophobia too? Let's be friends then!
Vanyophobia by yorkshire193 March 27, 2021

Vincephobia

This is when a person fears a man named Vincent. This man may be handsome, charming, gentle, sweet.....but at certain moments, he can become rather terrifying. This could possibly happen when he becomes competitve.
"Oh no! It's him! My Vincephobia is affecting me!"
Vincephobia by Ilikeeyes August 5, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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