Vinylophobia

A high fear of vinyl disks and old music, basically what you have after listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time by The Caretaker.

Friend: let's play music
Me: no caretaker plox
Friend: IT'S MY SLEEPOVER PARTY I HAVE TO CHOSE THE MUSIC
Me: no ploease no i have vinylophobia :'(

Vinylophobia by Tekstar August 8, 2020

vinylphobia 

a phobia in which a person is highly disturbed when fingernails scratch against a vinyl surface. (the effect is the same to a vinylphobic as it would be to someone who cringes at the thought/sound/feel of fingernails scratching a chalkboard.)

Several students in class open up their vinyl folders, scratching the vinyl surface with their fingernails as they touch the folders.

The kid with vinylphobia cringes and covers his ears.

vinylphobia by thread-in-a-rug August 30, 2009

Vanyophobia

The fear of being manipulated by certain people

OMG! You have Vanyophobia too? Let's be friends then!

Vanyophobia by yorkshire193 March 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008